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Bee Stuck Between Screen Door, Front Door Going Fucking Nuts

“HUNTSVILE, AL—Users of the front door at 1418 Sycamore Avenue report the appearance of a common bumblebee ricocheting back and forth between the front and screen doors in a manner described as “pissed.” According to witnesses, no one has been able to ascertain how the bee became trapped between the two portals, but it is totally losing it and will absolutely sting someone if it gets out, most likely in the eye. “Look at the size of that thing,” homeowner Tony Paris said. “He’s just going nuts. Just fly out of there, bee, come on.” At press time, the bee was resting for a moment before resuming flipping the fuck out.”

LOL. this was funny, had to show it off.

Today turned out pretty good =]]

First it was shitty cuz i got a message on truth box saying

“He was too good for you anyway”

Fuck you guys! you dont think I hate myself enough?

jeez, anyways so then we went to my aunts college and me

and ryan [My ex] went in the woods and found a bridge, two actually.

we sat under it next to the water and smoked a joint that was rolled with a

reciepthaha, we went back to the car and i found a water bottle and made

it into a party hitter and smoked the roach lol. it was awesome.

we got FUCKED up. lol. off of one joint!! lol. crazy, so i put stevie nicks in the

cd player and we rocked out to the whole cd lol. it was funny and we didnt care

that we were blasting it in the parking lot and dancing like retards haha it rocked =]]

<3

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TORONTO.

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Florida =/

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NYC

South Carolina.

Toronno!(Torontooo!)

nova scotiaaaaaa. halifax

newcastle, australia!

nova scotia!

LA normally, but currently livin’ in Irvine :/

o hi Irvine!! I live in Newport, but go to school in Oakland, CA.

Irvine for school! Ventura county is homeeee for now.

Jersey.

Connecticut and sometimes Upstate NY =]

When I get drunk, I: am happy<br/> Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts: usually im having too much fun for that lol. when im stoned i do tho lol <br/>Do you Cry? no<br/> Do you get Angry? no<br/> Do you Vomit? Not usually, but i have. <br/> After 7 beers are you drunk? getting there lol. <br/> After 1 shot of 151 you are? Happy haha. <br/> Your favorite drink is? black berry brandi,smirnoff twisted,mikes hard,natty ice,and 99 bananas =]]<br/> Tequila does what to you? never had it<br/> Whiskey makes you? happy, which is odd cuz isnt it a major depressing drink? lol <br/> Who do you drink with? friends and family lol <br/> Vodka makes you? wooot wooot!! lol <br/> Do you smoke when you drink? of course<br/> On the rocks or straight up? straight up <br/> Do you Pass Out? no Do you drink girly drinks? sometimes =P<br/> Do you drink alone? not usually.<br/> Worst Drink you have ever had? uh…hmm…im not too picky<br/> Do you play drinking games? Beer Pong <br/> Drunk Phone Calls to people? not usually no lol<br/> Drink and Drive? no<br/> What is your favorite beer? natty ice<br/> What is your favorite mixed drink? whisky and kool aid haha<br/> What is your favorite shot? whisky<br/> What will you NOT drink? uh…idk lol<br/> Are you a lightweight? nope.<br/> Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas? lol never had one<br/> Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver? have once<br/> Do you like frozen drinks? yea<br/> Do you drink liquor straight? yes <br/> Do you ever drink out of the bottle? always lol <br/> Have you ever had a jagerbomb? not yet <br/> Are you drunk right now? no<br/> Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day? no<br/> Do you drink a lot of wine? no<br/> When is the last time you drank? last week<br/> Ever done a Keg Stand? unfortunately no <br/> Name someone that will repost this drinking survey? idk<br/> Ever been streaking while drinking? topless lol <br/> Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone? not in college lol <br/> Ever woken up & said “dude where’s my car? no<br/> Ever carried someone due to their drunkenness? dragged. yes LOL. <br/> Have you ever cleaned up a friends puke? yes<br/> Puked in a friend’s car? not in their car<br/> Ever drank more beers than years? yes <br/>Ever smash a beer bottle when mad? no. im not an angry drunk lol

Ever been to a strip club? not a strip club, not yet lol

Ever been to a bar? yes

Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? nope

Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no, i crawl lol

Kissed someone of the same sex? of course! im a lesbian! lol

Thrown up from drinking too much? yes

Had sex in a car? yes

Had sex in a park? have i?…idts

Had sex in a cinema? yes

Had sex in a bathroom? yes

Had sex at work? no

Have you ever been to an adult store? yes

Bought something from an “adult” store? yes, strap on, vibes,dildos, oh yes lol

Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? I have.

Have you ever had a threesome? A few.

Are your breasts real? yes

Have you ever kissed a stranger? yes

Does anyone have naughty pics of you? i hope to god not lol.

Ever had oral sex in a nightclub? no

Ever had sex with someone you met through Myspace? uh..facebook. lol.